It’s all ur Fault!!!!

My high school principal was a very funny character. She was brilliant yes, but try as she did; she could never co-ordinate her words with her gestures! Below is just a sample of one of her many lectures…

Seriously??


True, very true!!!


I’ll tell you another day how she told a girl to follow her indicating otherwise with her hands, and the confused girl just walked away! Actions speak louder than words, right?

Today I want to tell you how she messed up my (probably the only) chance of being happy. It was during one of those functions in school, u know, one of the functions? But this was not just any other function for unlike the others where I was barely noticed by the boys (I’ve told you before that I was quite ugly) a guy from a well known school was throwing those lines. And Cess was just a kilometer away from heaven!

The uniform is the clue to the schools we were in.,


He was telling me all kinds of sweet things when suddenly, the principal appeared from nowhere!!!

What did i ever do to you to deserve this????


And because of her, two things happened.
• I never heard from my ‘would be husband’ again; which explains why I’m still single.
• I went to class as she advised, read, passed my exams, became an Engineer and signed my ticket to single-hood; still her fault!!!!

I know you’re wondering how that is so. Well, it turns out no one wants an engineer. I try convincing them that I’m not the kind of crazy engineers who’d burn them at night with electric wires or screw them to the wall… actually, I’d love to do that, but that’s not the point. I’m a normal person… you’d not mind being screwed to the wall, would you?



I hope you are happy for ruining my life!!!!!!

29 comments:

  1. hehe i dont know bout that but i dnt think anyone would mind screwing u to the wall all pun intended

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  3. Peter, hehehe..... I should start using that line. 'I dont mind you .......' That should get me a man in no time!

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  5. I love your illustrations!!!!

    So you were in Bishop Gatimu and the boy was in Kiambu/Nyeri High?

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  6. >Savvy, I'm not happy. Just one clue and you get it!! :( U're right about me, and the boy was from Nyeri High.

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  10. hehe u say that to me n ill run like hell for real

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  11. Thanks so much. I'm glad you liked it.

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  12. Thank you dear. And I love it when you comment. :D

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  13. Much more on the way. I'm happy you liked them. :)

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  14. Then what should I say?? :( 'I like the idea of you and me.' How about that?

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  16. I'm bright like that. But only one good school I know that wears bright green and my cousin was there. My school wore bright red.

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  17. :D Which year did your cuzo maliza?

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  18. She finished last year

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  19. this post cracked mi up.illistrations ziko juu tu sana...

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  20. Thanks a lot. I'm glad you liked it.

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  22. Pehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!!!

    LOVE YOUR PICS to DEATH, which is strange because I am still alive...

    I christen you Kenya's very own Oatmeal, its hard to get me all teary with laughter on a hump day like Tuesday but ey, this blog post done worked for me :)

    Well, thats how it goes... high school romance was like that. 10 minute high speed proposals, cheesy lines and it felt like you gon' to marry that guy/girl you met a few winks ago..

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  23. :D That's high school romance for you. hehehe...
    I like the way you've put it, 'U wanna marry a guy u met a few winks ago'!!!
    How I miss high school! :(

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